Titus (TV Series)
Private Dave (2001)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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Dave Titus : I was supposed to kill myself an hour ago.
Christopher Titus : Well, I just got your suicide note. Maybe next time you shouldn't *mail* it!
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Christopher Titus : I remember how Dave used to beg me. He'd get down on his knees
[Dave gets down on one knees]
Christopher Titus : Both Knees!
[Dave puts his other leg down]
Christopher Titus : And then he'd sing that "Titus is great" song!
[turns to Dave]
Dave Titus : [singing] Titus is great! He's really, really great! I can't believe how great he can be!
[Calvin is seen swaying to the song in the back]
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Sgt. Gordon : Glad you're aboard, son. You got ten minutes to say your goodbyes.
Dave Titus : Sir, yes, sir! Sir, thank you, sir, sir!
Ken Titus : Dave.
Dave Titus : Dad, sir!
Ken Titus : Son. I don't like goodbyes, so...
[he leaves without another word]