The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Don Rickles/Ray Bradbury/Cheryl Ladd (1978)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [describing a potential soap opera] Delores accepts a collect call from an obscene caller, and tells him from now on to phone after 6 and on weekends when the rates go down.
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Johnny Carson : [describing a potential soap opera] Susan is concerned when her 13-year-old daughter is voted Miss Congeniality by a truck drivers' union out of Encino.
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Johnny Carson : [describing a potential soap opera] Eyebrows are raised when Ken checks into a local motel with no luggage and a 20-pound watermelon.
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Johnny Carson : [describing a potential soap opera] Sarah desperately needs money, and offers herself to an old roué for one thousand dollars; she settles for twenty.
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Johnny Carson : [describing a potential soap opera] In the opening episode, several years ago Dr. Yutzman delivered a set of Siamese triplets, and now he faces the delicate task of telling Manny, Moe and Jack that one of them is adopted.
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Cheryl Ladd : [on her diverse fan mail] I got a letter the other day, from a man 52 years old.
Johnny Carson : Oh!
Cheryl Ladd : Married. Um...
Johnny Carson : That's... I'm - I'm 52.
Cheryl Ladd : Are you?
Johnny Carson : Yes. And married... So embarrassing, you bringing up my letter, but...
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Johnny Carson : [to Cheryl Ladd] When you said, "I got this letter the other day from a 52-year-old man"... I got the feeling that you thought he was just this side of going to the Motion Picture Country Home.
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Johnny Carson : [on Rickles marrying at an older age] You waited 'til you were 37 or...
Don Rickles : Of course. Go through what you did?... "Your honor..."
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Don Rickles : You make a little trouble when you bring up names.
Johnny Carson : OK.
Don Rickles : 'Cause I could bring up a couple of things about you, and you'd be in court again.
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Don Rickles : [on married life] They're always in heat when you are not ready! Isn't it the truth? I can see it now - "Hi, pussycat..." And I gotta go by the bed and go, "Meow... meow..."
Johnny Carson : Are you still playing that ridiculous game?
Don Rickles : Yeah. One night I was a werewolf, but that got out of hand.
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Johnny Carson : What would happen - as a science fiction writer - if you ever explored the possibility, if they find something else that is faster than the speed of light? Now, they say that's impossible.
Ray Bradbury : Well, they said breaking the sound barrier was impossible, too.