The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Albert Brooks/Susan Sarandon (1981)

Ed McMahon: Self - Announcer

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Quotes 

• Carnac the Magnificent : May the rains of Ranchipur wash the unnatural desires from your mind.

  Ed McMahon : What a mixed blessing.

• Carnac the Magnificent : [to audience member]  No coughing while Carnac is...

  Ed McMahon : Nice to hear *some* sound.

  Carnac the Magnificent : How about *this* sound: "You're fired."

• Ed McMahon : I hold in my hand, the last envelope.

  [audience cheers/applauds] 

  Carnac the Magnificent : May your spinster sister cough up a yak hairball.