- Johnny Carson: Janet - Freddie de Cordova's wife - she told me what she wants for Christmas. Janet de Cordova - she wants Halley's comet mounted as a ring. And Freddie will probably get it for her. Anyway...
- Fred de Cordova: Next time around.
- Johnny Carson: What?
- Fred de Cordova: Next time it shows up.
- Johnny Carson: Next time it shows up? You could have got it the first time... Thank you for the set-up.