The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
George Segal/Penelope Ann Miller/Drew Carey (1991)
Drew Carey: Self - Guest Comic
Quotes
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Drew Carey : People always say that to you, like it's the worst thing that can happen to a guy. Like, "Hey, Drew - how come you're limpin'?" "Well, I was layin' around the house, naked, playin' with fireworks... I, uh, accidentally blew off an M80 in my lap." "Wow. At least it's not snowin', though, huh?"
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Drew Carey : You eat a chili dog from Denny's, man, it's like a race with the devil to get back to your house.
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Drew Carey : [opening his stand-up routine] ... Yeah - I know what I look like; thanks.