- Bob Spindler: [after looking away while driving, swerves off the road to plow into a tree to avoid a collision] Idiot. *Idiot*. That jerk oughta learn how to drive.
- Bob Spindler: [jumps to see last night's man from the corner standing directly behind him] You scared me.
- Stranger: Meant to.
- [first lines]
- Bob Spindler: [singing] "Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks...Some g..." duh duh duh duhhh...Some guys, some guys...like ME!
- Bob Spindler: It's a real mess out there; looks like that jerk driver drove *two* of us off the road.
- Stranger: You don't have any idea, do you?
- Bob Spindler: Yeah. Looks like I lost a car...and bought a bar, of all things.
- Bob Spindler: [the man claims Bob was responsible for his having a serious accident the night before] You're crazy; I don't have to listen to this. Who do you think you are?
- Stranger: The guy you killed.
- Bob Spindler: Oh, I know, it's about that hundred bucks you gave me last night, right? What, do you think you own me now? I'll pay you back *when* I'm ready.
- Stranger: You can never pay me back!
- Narrator (segments "Healer" and "Kentucky Rye"): [closing narration] Bob Spindler, new owner and sole customer of the Kentucky Rye, a hell of a tavern. Where last call goes on forever... in the Twilight Zone.
- Bartender (segment 'Kentucky Rye'): [laughing maniacally] It's yours! It's all yours!
- Bob Spindler (segment "Kentucky Rye"): I never wanted this. I never wanted this.
- [throws an empty bottle at the bar mirror, shattering it. Bob then cries in anguish]