Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Berta : Well, gadzooks! Zippy's getting his freak on!
Charlie Harper : Yeah, it seems we're living in an age of miracles.
Berta : I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother. Who's the girl?
Charlie Harper : I don't know. He met her at the supermarket. Helped her pick out corn.
Berta : Corn ?
[Charlie shrugs]
Berta : Huh. Well, I'm not in any position to judge. I once did a guy for a tank of gas.
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Charlie Harper : She knows what she's talking about, Alan. Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.
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Jake Harper : Can I watch TV?
Charlie : I don't see why not. You've got eyes and a butt.
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Charlie : Mom! Thank God, you're here!
Evelyn Harper : Oh, I don't need your sarcasm, Charlie.
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Charlie Harper : Jake, wake up.
Charlie Harper : [Jake is still asleep] Well, I tried.