Deborah Kellner: Muffy

Quotes 

• Ryan Malloy : [in library]  Boy! What's a guy gotta do to get a girl's attention around here?

  [takes out baseball from trouser pocket and, from behind, throws it smack against Muffy's head] 

  Muffy : Ow!

  Ryan Malloy : Hey, baby! Now that I got your attention, you wanna go out with me? It will be worth it, I tell you. You know how most people think about baseball when they're having sex? I think about sex while I'm playing baseball! Now with that kind of dedication, the real winner is gonna be you!

  Muffy : [still smarting from the hit]  Go away!

  Ryan Malloy : If you saw a bum starving on the street, you'd give him a quarter, wouldn't you? Well, I'm starving! And I wouldn't even cost you a quarter. Matter of fact, I'll give you the quarter! Yeah, I'd feel better about it that way, I hate owing them.

  Muffy : Not even if you were the last man on Earth!

  Ryan Malloy : If I was the last man on Earth, you think I'd be talking to you?