- Robin Maxwell: Well isn't this a pretty picture!
- Elizabeth Maxwell: Mother!
- Robin Maxwell: Don't say anything! You're my daughter, I trusted you.
- Kyle Bates: Look, look Robin, I tried to...
- Robin Maxwell: And you... How could you?
- Elizabeth Maxwell: Mother, please, it's not his fault. We just...
- Robin Maxwell: You just snuck around behind my back!
- Kyle Bates: No, wrong. We just fell in love! It wasn't anything we planned. We didn't do it to spite you. It just happened.
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