Dan Ponce: Willie Hogan

Quotes 

• Willie Hogan : We are here to fish, and to hike, and to explore the wilderness!

  Mark Hogan : One packet of trail mix, and suddenly he's Daniel Boone.

• Sandy Hogan : Possibly the worst meal in the history of food.

  Willie Hogan : Well, I wouldn't say that.

  Sandy Hogan : Oh, come on, Willie. You ordered the all-you-can-eat rib special; you barely ate half a rib.

  Willie Hogan : That was all I could eat.