The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Return to Spider-Skull Island (2004)

Steven Rattazzi: Dr. Orpheus, Scared Straight Kid 2, Diner Hick 2

Quotes 

• [Dr. Byron Orpheus is dramatically claiming to watch over Hank and Dean, while equally dramatic music plays in the background] 

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Pumpkin! Get me my cloak.

  Triana Orpheus : Why don't you wear the...

  [Music dies] 

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : All right, fine. Get me my...

  [Music resurges] 

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Blue Windbreaker!

• Dr. Byron Orpheus : Pumpkin, you're up early, and you've changed out of your jam-jams into... the clothes you wore last night. How frugal of you. Did you just get home?

  Triana Orpheus : Kim was totally plastered, and then we were like ...

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Sweetie, let me love you, don't make this hard for us. Now we have the Venture twins staying with us, and they're not in the den. I sense something is amiss. Is there, something else you forgot to tell daddy?

  Triana Orpheus : They ran away.

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : [dramatic gasp] 

  Triana Orpheus : They said they were going to the city to become famous lion tamers.

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Mister Venture trusted me with his offspring. I have failed him! For even now they could be in peril!

  Triana Orpheus : Remember when I ran away? I just went to Rachel's house. So try not to embarrass them. For me?

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Don't worry, pumpkin. It is not my intention to shame them. I just have to keep them safe. I will be their shadow! Nay, their unseen guardian angel! Pumpkin! Get me my cloak!

  Triana Orpheus : Why don't you wear the, uh ...

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : Alright fine. Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

• [about Jonas Venture Jr, a baby-sized person with the face of Dr. Venture's father] 

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : What is...

  Brock Samson : That's Doc's deformed twin brother he absorbed in the womb, who's come back for revenge. But now they've made up, so...

  [Long pause] 

  Dr. Byron Orpheus : 'Kay.

• Dr. Byron Orpheus : There is a television behind the El Greco. Sadly, the remote has vanished from the material sphere! So it's stuck on Animal Planet.