- Logan Echolls: I am beyond tardy for my Physics class. And if I remember right, time travel is not yet possible.
- Veronica Mars: So try petty corruption.
- Logan Echolls: Hmm?
- Veronica Mars: Tardy excuse slips. Date stamped. Untraceable. I know people. It's clear. Good luck in Physics. Remember-
- [kiss]
- Veronica Mars: -Force equals mass times acceleration-
- [kiss]
- Veronica Mars: -light is a particle that can exhibit properties of a wave-
- [kiss]
- Veronica Mars: .
- Veronica: Hey. Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
- Logan: What, like will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"
- Veronica: Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability.
- Dick Casablancas: Uh oh. Someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title.
- Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas: You know, you got solid effort in the talent competition, but I'd like to see that car up on some cinderblocks.
- Logan Echolls: Guys, come on...
- Veronica Mars: I know. 'Guys, come on. The talent is making a grilled cheese sandwich on the engine block. Guys, come on. You can't put your car up on blocks in the yard if you don't have a yard.' You know, I think I can do both sides of this little act now.
- [starts car]
- Veronica Mars: So how about next time you don't bother? I got it covered.
- Veronica Mars: Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
- Logan Echolls: What, like, will we ever hang out at the mall, or hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with little hearts that say 'I wuv you beary much'?
- Veronica Mars: Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring tossing ability.
- Logan Echolls: Well, secrets are kinda hot, too.
- Veronica Mars: How long does it take you to create a highly incriminating, thouroughly liable sexually expilicit website?
- Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie: Uh, 45 minutes, give or take?