Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Normal Is the Watchword (2005)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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• Veronica Mars : The thing that I can't stand is that I'm pretty sure there's a part of you that's having fun with all of this.

  Logan Echolls : Fun? Fun? My mom is dead! My girlfriend is dead! My dad is a murderer! And the only person I still care about is dumping me. You think I'm having fun?

• Keith : So, senior year. How was your first day of school, honey?

  Veronica : Great. I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money, and then skipped out after lunch.

  Keith : What, no premarital sex?

  Veronica : Oh, yeah, yes. But don't worry, Dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.

  Keith : That's my girl.

• Logan Echolls : My sister is negotiating with networks to sell her version of the Aaron Echolls story. I think the sticking point is she's insisting she play herself. The producers, on the other hand, are insisting on Tara Reid.

  Veronica Mars : Trina wasn't even around!

  Logan Echolls : Who do you suppose cares? I always wanted a TV movie version of my life. Hey, you think they could get Tom Welling to play me?

  Veronica Mars : Dream on.

• Veronica Mars : Got any enemies you know about?

  Wallace Fennel : Well, there's the Klan.

  Veronica Mars : This is not really their M.O.

  Wallace Fennel : I guess that leaves everybody that hates you.

• Veronica Mars : When my dad finds out about this, he's not gonna let me wash this hand.

  Terrence Cook : So, who's your favorite player?

  Veronica Mars : Ummm...

  Duncan Kane : Tell him. Be honest.

  Terrence Cook : It's Johnny Damon, isn't it?

  Veronica Mars : He's so pretty.

• Veronica Mars : [Knocks on bathroom door]  Are you done yet?

  Wallace Fennel : It is NEVER going to happen if you keep doing that!

  Veronica Mars : I see, stage fright? I'm making you nervous. Well, according to the box, we only need a few drops, and it'll test for cocaine, steroids, pot...

  Keith Mars : What's up, honey?

  Veronica Mars : Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.

  Keith Mars : Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?

  Veronica Mars : Um, this is a health class project. C'mon, you're a man. Can you give him some pointers?

  Keith Mars : Wallace?

  Wallace Fennel : Yep.

  Keith Mars : You try turning the water on?

  Wallace Fennel : Mm-hm.

  Keith Mars : Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work.

  Wallace Fennel : AHHHHHHH, Man!

• Veronica Mars : You never played Little League?

  Duncan Kane : Oh, well, Mom was afraid a ball would hit me in the face, Dad was afraid it would interfere with Mock UN, and I was afraid I couldn't hit a curve ball.

  Veronica Mars : I'm afraid you're gonna get love handles if you eat all that.

  Duncan Kane : I have an excellent metabolism.

  Veronica Mars : Well then, it's official. I hate you.

• Keith Mars : What's up, honey?

  Veronica Mars : Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.

  Keith Mars : Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?