WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Ask Jennifer (1981)

Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek

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• Arthur Carlson : [about finding a host for a new call-in advice show]  Who have you got in mind?

  Andy Travis : I don't know yet, but I'm going to find someone.

  Herb Tarlek : Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, excusez-moi Travinski. Look, that was my idea, I should find him.

  Andy Travis : [scoffing]  Oh no, Herb. Don't you want this idea to work?

  Herb Tarlek : What is that supposed to mean?

  Andy Travis : Well, uh...

  Arthur Carlson : I think what Andy is trying to say, Herb, is if you get your incompetent hands on this project, it would totally destroy what would otherwise be a darned good idea.

• [Jennifer is on the air answering the phone for the call-in advice show] 

  Jennifer Marlowe : Hello, you're on.

  Herb Tarlek : Say Arlene, this is Joe. How does a guy get rid of really problem dandruff?

  Jennifer Marlowe : [answering in recognizing the caller is Herb]  I wouldn't know, Herb.

  Herb Tarlek : It's Joe.

  Jennifer Marlowe : Well, *Joe*, we have to go to a commercial now.

  Herb Tarlek : Surely, I'd love to hear one.

  [Venus, in the control booth with Jennifer, starts to play the commercial] 

  Commercial Voice Over : Say, how does a guy get rid of really problem dandruff?

• Herb Tarlek : [somebody has to fill in for Jennifer now that she's doing the radio show]  I'll handle the salesman. What does he look like?

  Arthur Carlson : You.

  Bailey Quarters : Good! Dracula meets Frankenstein.