WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Changes (1982)

Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek

Quotes 

• Jennifer Marlowe : Do you know what you need?

  Herb Tarlek : Sure I do, but you keep turning me down.

• Herb Tarlek : Jennifer...

  Jennifer Marlowe : [startled]  How long have you been behind me?

  Herb Tarlek : All my life.

• Jennifer Marlowe : [leans over desk]  May I help you?

  Ted Jeffries : I'm Ted Jeffries, 555-4212. Call me, I mean it. I'm here to see Herb Tarlek.

  Herb Tarlek : [in his makeover suit, thanks to Jennifer]  Hello, Ted. How finally nice to meet you face to face. Damn sporting of you to drop by like this.

  Ted Jeffries : Beautiful place you got here.

  [eyes on Jennifer the whole time] 

  Herb Tarlek : Yes, indeed. Can we chat in here?

  [directs him to Mr. Carlson's office] 

  Ted Jeffries : Yeah.

  [has eyes only for Jennifer as he walks towards office] 

• Herb Tarlek : In a larger sense, aren't we all trying to pretend that we're something that we're not? In fact, isn't that what it is what makes us human?

  Venus Flytrap : Where did you get that speech?

  Herb Tarlek : Read it on a T-shirt.