- Dr. Johnny Fever: [about taking a second job] Need I remind you that I have two growing ex-wives to support? Have any idea how much it costs to keep bitter, vindictive women happy?
- Avis Dropkin: [outside star's dressing room] Knock, knock. Are you decent?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: [drinking champagne, casually lounging] No, I'm not. You hurry on in here.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: [flipping through the record bin] Barry Gibb... Barry Manilow... Barry White. You forgot Barry Goldwater.
- Herb Tarlek: [as they're about to watch Gotta Dance when it's new] I was on TV once. Real Families, remember?
- Jennifer Marlowe: I remember, Herb, and you made an absolute disgrace of yourself on national TV. This is only local.