- Herb Tarlek: Listen, John, Jennifer is mine! Always has been, always will be! I have... *squatters'* rights on Jennifer!
- Bailey Quarters: [protesting] Herb!
- Bailey Quarters: [about the splendor of Jennifer's apartment] Yeah, it's, uh... cute! Mr. Carlson, uh, how much do receptionists make?
- Arthur Carlson: Uh, it's none of your business.
- Herb Tarlek: You know, I had a horrible dream last night.
- [general acknowledgment from Andy, Venus and Bailey]
- Herb Tarlek: Yeah. I dreamt that John and Jennifer really were married, and all these little kids running around, and they all had on sweatshirts and dark glasses and three-day beards, and they all started chasing me, and all the little Johnnys caught me and tied me down and I started screaming for help, then all the little Jennifers just ignored me and then they grabbed my white belt and just started beating at me.
- T.J. Watson: [T.J. has just rung the doorbell to Jennifer's apartment, it which plays the opening refrain of "Fly Me to the Moon"] What the hell is *that*?
- Jennifer Marlowe: I really don't know anyone in the record business, but I'm not *totally* without influence.
- Man in Elevator: [to T.J. knowingly as he overhears the conversation] I'll bet that's right.