WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Jennifer's Home for Christmas (1979)
Frank Bonner: Herb Tarlek
Quotes
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Herb Tarlek : We agreed. No gifts this year.
Jennifer Marlowe : [to all those in the bullpen] *You* decided that. I didn't. Besides, you don't have to get anything. I just wanted to get a little something for each of you. Merry Christmas.
Herb Tarlek : [to all those in the bullpen after Jennifer leaves the room, and slamming his hands on his desk] Is that a little rotten or what? Well, I'll tell you what, pal. If Miss Blondie thinks I'm gonna rush right out and get her a Christmas present just because she got me one, ho, ho, ho, got another think coming!
Bailey Quarters : Absolutely.
Les Nessman : We said no gifts.
Andy Travis : That's true, we agreed.
Herb Tarlek : Right.
[throws pencil into cup - it jumps right out]
Herb Tarlek : Ugh!
[stretches arms]
Herb Tarlek : That's it for me, I'm bushed!
[heads out, Andy has darted off already, Bailey too, Les follows]
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Les Nessman : Oh, Bailey, thank you for this great piggy bank.
[hugs gigantic ornament to his chest]
Bailey Quarters : [giggles] You're welcome. And, Les?
[holds up heavy book]
Bailey Quarters : Winning Through Intimidation?
[nods, giggles]
Bailey Quarters : Thank you.
Les Nessman : You're welcome. It certainly helped me.
Herb Tarlek : [drily] Changed my life.
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Jennifer Marlowe : Oh, hi, Les, come on in, merry Christmas.
Les Nessman : Oh, thank you, Herb told me to wait downstairs in the car because he had to come up here and give you your Christmas goose.
[Herb glowers at him]
Les Nessman : But where's the goose, Herb? I don't see any goose.
Herb Tarlek : Shut up, Les.