WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Johnny Comes Back (1979)

Gary Sandy: Andy Travis

Quotes 

• Andy Travis : [to Doug, who he just fired for payola, including accepting cocaine]  I want you out of here, not in five minutes, I want you out of here right now.

  Doug Winner : [turning to Mr. Carlson]  Mr. Carlson...

  Arthur Carlson : [gently but firmly]  I think you'd better go, son.

  Doug Winner : [turning to leave]  Okay. Sure. Sure. Hey, you know something? You guys are nothing but a bunch of small-timers anyway!

  Andy Travis : [knocking the doorknob out of Doug's hand, forcing the door closed, then holding his hand out]  Where's the coke?

  Doug Winner : I don't know. I guess Carlson puts it on his feet.

  Arthur Carlson : [Doug leaves and Andy turns to Mr. Carlson, who is stunned and begins beating the foot he put the powder on on the floor frantically]  Good heavens! I've lost all the feeling in my left foot!

  Andy Travis : No, you're gonna be all right.

  Arthur Carlson : For the love of Pete, Andy, I'm hooked!

  Andy Travis : No, you're gonna be fine!

  Arthur Carlson : [beating frantically on his foot with his shoe]  I've got a monkey on my foot!

• [Andy enters his office to find Johnny asleep on the couch] 

  Andy Travis : [in hushed tones as he hovers above Johnny]  Good morning, sweetheart. Do you still respect me?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : [still asleep]  You know I do. There's never been anyone else, you know that.

  Andy Travis : But you've been married twice already.

  Dr. Johnny Fever : [still asleep]  Accidents, both of 'em.

• Andy Travis : [to Doug who on his own volition brings up the issue of a bag of coke, which Doug is trying to claim is Johnny's]  You're a liar.

  Arthur Carlson : Oh, come on, now ease up, Travis. I have a little Coke every now and then.

• Andy Travis : I think we're going to have to fire Doug Winner.

  Arthur Carlson : How come?

  Andy Travis : Well, sir, look you know I, uh, let the jocks program some of their own stuff.

  Arthur Carlson : Yeah.

  Andy Travis : Well, two days ago, I told Doug that he seemed to be giving a couple of songs too much play. He said fine, but he didn't stop.

  Arthur Carlson : You don't think the kid's on the take, do you?

  Andy Travis : I'm pretty sure. I made a couple of calls, and it checks out.

• Andy Travis : [about being nice to the new DJ, Doug]  Bailey, how about you?

  Bailey Quarters : You know how hard it is for me to talk to strangers.

  Andy Travis : Oh, come on, he's no stranger.

  Bailey Quarters : He's not Johnny either.

  Andy Travis : No, he's not Johnny, he is Doug. Come on, you two ought to give him a break. Look, Johnny is gone and there's not a darn thing we can do about that.

• Andy Travis : Come on, tell us what happened.

  Bailey Quarters : What happened to your L.A. job?

  Herb Tarlek : Did you say 'booger' on the air again?

  Dr. Johnny Fever : No, you can say that on the air out there now. But you can't say '_______'.

  [word was deleted for broadcast, but if you read his lips Johnny says 'jive-ass']