Graham Crowden: Tom

Quotes 

• Tom : I was young once.

  Diana : No, you weren't. You were born aged sixty-five, with more wrinkles than an elephant's scrotum.

• Geoffrey : We're going to have a fruit cup and an knees up at our place. Good idea, eh?

  Diana : Oh, it'll be the highlight of the social calendar. I'm sure Nigel Dempster is on red alert even as we speak.

  Tom : Will there be hard drugs and soft women?