The West Wing (TV Series)
Dead Irish Writers (2002)
Martin Sheen: President Josiah Bartlet
Quotes
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[Canadian National Anthem is playing with two Canadian flags raised in front of the party]
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : [yells] What the hell is going on?
Abbey Bartlet : Shh.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : I was gone for 45 minutes. They were all Americans when I left.
Donna Moss : I know exactly how you feel, Mr. President.
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[British Ambassador Lord John Marbury joins the President and First Lady at her birthday gala celebration]
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : Abigail!
President Josiah Bartlet : Now it's a party.
Abbey Bartlet : Oh. Yes, your lordship.
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : Your breasts are magnificent.
Abbey Bartlet : Oh. Um... thank you, John.
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : May I inquire, Mr. President - the first thing that attracted you to Abigail - was it her magnificent breasts?
Abbey Bartlet : It was.
President Josiah Bartlet : You know John, there are places in the world where it might be considered rude to talk about the physical attributes of another man's wife.
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : My god. Really?
President Josiah Bartlet : Yeah.
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President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Look, obviously we knew that this was going to be a thing, but it doesn't have to be tonight, right?
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : No, absolutely not. I shall take it up with Gerald.
Abbey Bartlet : Who's Gerald?
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : I'm pretty sure he means Leo.
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : Hmm. Oh, do you have a new Chief of Staff?
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : No.
Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : Well, then Gerald it is!
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Brit. Ambassador Lord John Marbury : [Lord Marbury is drunk] Abigail, may I grasp your breasts?
President Josiah Bartlet : I'm standing right here!
Abbey Bartlet : You may kiss my cheek.
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Leo McGarry : What's gonna happen?
President Josiah Bartlet : They're gonna suspend her license for a year.
Leo McGarry : We just talked for a little bit.
President Josiah Bartlet : And?
Leo McGarry : I don't think you need to be concerned about her leaving you for me.
President Josiah Bartlet : I was pretty concerned about that.
Leo McGarry : She's definitely leaving you for somebody, so don't be so...
President Josiah Bartlet : Can you leave me alone? I'm trying to be a husband, and your mojo's getting all over me.
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President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : Can you leave me alone? I'm trying to be a husband and your mojo is getting all over me.