The West Wing (TV Series)
Dead Irish Writers (2002)
Allison Janney: C.J. Cregg
Quotes
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Abbey Bartlet : Where have you been all night?
Donna Moss : Well, it's a little tough to explain, ma'am.
Abbey Bartlet : Tougher to explain than secretly prescribing Betaseron?
Donna Moss : It turns out I'm not an American citizen, so Secret Service wanted me to talk to INS.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : What?
Donna Moss : I was born in Warroad, Minnesota, only I wasn't, 'cause INS just clarified the border and it's now in Manitoba.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : You're not an American?
Donna Moss : Missed it by four miles.
Amy Gardner : You seem pretty calm about it.
Donna Moss : No, I'm very upset. I don't know the words to my national anthem. I've been throwing out Canadian pennies my whole life. I've been making fun of the Queen! We don't do that.
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Abbey Bartlet : Claudia Jean?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Yes, ma'am?
Abbey Bartlet : Let's get drunk.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : [surprised] Oh, okay.
[Abbey walks off. C.J. follows]
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Abbey Bartlet : Here we go. Awasiwi Odinak - far from the things of man. When Jed first took me to his house, which is 25 miles from anywhere, he said, "Awasiwi Odinak: Far from the things of man." What a jackass.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : I'm gonna open the wine.
Abbey Bartlet : The wine is a '95 Old Vine zinfandel from Hog Cellars, which once belonged to King Boudouin of Belgium, and is best sipped while making anagrams out of the phrase, "My husband's an enormous jackass!"
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Sam Seaborn : I'm not an instigator.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Yes, you are.
Sam Seaborn : Yeah, but I'm on the side of the angels.