The West Wing (TV Series)
Dead Irish Writers (2002)
Janel Moloney: Donna Moss
Quotes
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[Canadian National Anthem is playing with two Canadian flags raised in front of the party]
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : [yells] What the hell is going on?
Abbey Bartlet : Shh.
President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet : I was gone for 45 minutes. They were all Americans when I left.
Donna Moss : I know exactly how you feel, Mr. President.
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Abbey Bartlet : Where have you been all night?
Donna Moss : Well, it's a little tough to explain, ma'am.
Abbey Bartlet : Tougher to explain than secretly prescribing Betaseron?
Donna Moss : It turns out I'm not an American citizen, so Secret Service wanted me to talk to INS.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : What?
Donna Moss : I was born in Warroad, Minnesota, only I wasn't, 'cause INS just clarified the border and it's now in Manitoba.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : You're not an American?
Donna Moss : Missed it by four miles.
Amy Gardner : You seem pretty calm about it.
Donna Moss : No, I'm very upset. I don't know the words to my national anthem. I've been throwing out Canadian pennies my whole life. I've been making fun of the Queen! We don't do that.
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Amy Gardner : Canadian, huh?
Donna Moss : Yeah.
Amy Gardner : You feel funnier?
Donna Moss : No, but I am developing a massive inferiority complex.