The West Wing (TV Series)

The Stackhouse Filibuster (2001)

Allison Janney: C.J. Cregg

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Quotes 

• Josh Lyman : It's a weekend, it's spring training, CJ. Mike Piazza is gonna be standing in the batting cage, he's gonna turn and see me, he's gonna say 'Dude!'

  C.J. Cregg : Well, I wouldn't want you to miss a legitimate Dude Sighting.

• C.J. Cregg : I have the ancient curse of Bast, on me, OK? So back off, Sparky.

• Mark O'Donnell : CJ, it's Friday night, I'm supposed to have dinner with my girlfriend. She's gonna kill me.

  C.J. Cregg : Yeah, but you know what, Mark, this is just the kind of thing that can cleanse the palate of a relationship that's gone stale, like a fine sorbet.

  Mark O'Donnell : We've been goin' out for three weeks.

  C.J. Cregg : And she's already bitchin' about dinner?

  Mark O'Donnell : CJ...

  C.J. Cregg : Lose her.

• C.J. Cregg : Listen up, everybody. This was unforeseen. Obviously, he's gotta finish sometime. When he does, there'll be a vote immediately; when that's done, the President will make his calls, White House staff will be available for comment, and most important, you will all write about it. In the meantime, I say pizza for everybody. Who's with me?

  [silence; no one moves] 

  C.J. Cregg : Excellent!