The West Wing (TV Series)

The Two Bartlets (2002)

Richard Schiff: Toby Ziegler

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• Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : So, the 4-H convention.

  Toby Ziegler : We're not going.

  Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : I don't get it. How can you not want to see the butter cow?

  Toby Ziegler : I'm that way.

  Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : You understand it's a life-size cow made entirely of butter.

  Toby Ziegler : We're not going.

  Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : There's also a butter Elvis and a butter Last Supper which has, I swear to God, Toby...

  Toby Ziegler : Butter on the table?

  Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : It's got butter on the table right there between butter James and butter Peter, an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material that dares the viewer to recall Marcel Duchamp.

  Toby Ziegler : How do they keep it from melting?

  Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : How, indeed.

  Nancy : Toby, you have a phone call in the staff cabin.

  Toby Ziegler : Thank you.

  Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.