- Fred Allen: Are you a comedian?
- Mystery Guest: No.
- John Daly: Fred, I must wield the judicial hand and rule our guest is too modest.
- Fred Allen: If you're a comedian, I should know... are you a recognized act?
- Mystery Guest: Yes, I have stolen quite a bit of your material.
- Fred Allen: I see the light even with this on, I see the light. Are you by any chance a gentleman who has a color, who has use of a color, for a first name?
- Mystery Guest: Yes.
- Fred Allen: Really? I give up.