- Prosecuting Attorney: The state would like to call Anthony Morton Micelli.
- [Tony is embarrassed. Angela snickers]
- Angela Bower: Morton?
- [a pause]
- Angela Bower: You never told me you had a middle name.
- Tony Micelli: [grumpily] Now you know why!
- Bailiff: [to Tony] Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
- Tony Micelli: You bet your life. Truth is my middle name!
- Judge Franklyn Kresheck: I thought it was Morton.
- [Tony pouts]