- Brad Sherwood: [in "Dubbing"]
- [dubbing for Chyna, who is massaging Colin's upper right leg]
- Brad Sherwood: I just want to work out your hamstring.
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, it's working.
- Brad Sherwood: [dubbing for Chyna] I just want to work out this knot.
- Colin Mochrie: That's not a knot.
- Colin Mochrie: [after Chyna kisses Colin in "Dubbing"] Oh, it's so nice to have a woman on the show.
- Drew Carey: [after "Dubbing", where Chyna kissed both Colin and Ryan] Hey Ryan, were you, uh, spanking yourself while she was kissing you?
- Ryan Stiles: Yes.
- [audience laughs]
- Ryan Stiles: Doesn't everyone?
- Drew Carey: Kissing someone, spankin' yourself.
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: Oh, for a second, he forgot he was on camera, he just started spankin' himself. Spankity, spankity, spank spank...
- Colin Mochrie: Mine was much more tender and real.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Party Quirks", his quirk is "All the characters in a gay western"] Well throw a rope over the rafters and hang me high.
- Drew Carey: [after "Party Quirks"] All the characters in a gay western. Like, y'know, we've seen gay westerns, right?
- Ryan Stiles: Who HASN'T? "I'm gonna blow you away."
- [audience cheers]
- Brad Sherwood: Let's, let's not forget "Fistful of Dollars".
- [audience laughs]
- Brad Sherwood: What? That's just a title.
- Drew Carey: "Hung Well at Noon".
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Change Letter", the scene is "It's new-members day at a nudist camp and experienced couple Brad and Colin are setting up a picnic "]
- [the letter P is replaced with the letter G]
- Brad Sherwood: Let's start our gicnic.
- Colin Mochrie: All right.
- Brad Sherwood: Hey, get out all the stuff.
- Colin Mochrie: Did you bring everything, Geter?
- Brad Sherwood: I have the Gegsi Cola.
- Colin Mochrie: Ohh, gotato salad!
- Brad Sherwood: And gotato chigs!
- Colin Mochrie: Any, uh...
- Brad Sherwood: Gringles!
- Colin Mochrie: Oh!
- Brad Sherwood: "Once you gog, you can't stog!"
- Ryan Stiles: [enters with Wayne] Oh, sorry we're late, the Gorsche broke down.
- Brad Sherwood: Nice genis.
- Ryan Stiles: [flattered] You are gonna gay for that!
- Colin Mochrie: You have to excuse Geter. Sometimes, he can be a little grick.
- Wayne Brady: Hi.
- Colin Mochrie: Hi.
- Wayne Brady: Gaul.
- Colin Mochrie: Hi, Gaul.
- [shakes Wayne's hand]
- Ryan Stiles: Oh! Uh, Dave.
- Colin Mochrie: Hi, Dave.
- Brad Sherwood: Gleased to meet ya.
- Ryan Stiles: Gleased to meet you.
- Brad Sherwood: We were having a gicnic.
- Ryan Stiles: Gerhaps we could join you!
- Brad Sherwood: "Gerhags"?
- Ryan Stiles: Gerhaps! Greygags! Gerhags we could join you!
- Colin Mochrie: Asseyez-vous.
- [Ryan chuckles]
- Colin Mochrie: That's French.
- Brad Sherwood: Gark your gatooties right here.
- Ryan Stiles: Oh! Gaté!
- Wayne Brady: Ooh, gickles!
- Ryan Stiles: [to Wayne] Hey, dip your gickles in your gaté.
- Wayne Brady: Gickles in the gaté?
- Colin Mochrie: [to Ryan] Would you like some gog?
- Ryan Stiles: [laughs] I'll have some gog.
- Colin Mochrie: Some gog to drink? Oh, some soda gog!
- Wayne Brady: Soda gog. Soda gog and gickles?
- Colin Mochrie: What? Am I sgeaking another language?
- Ryan Stiles: [gets up] Oh! I'm sitting in goo!