Will & Grace (TV Series)

Brothers, a Love Story (2001)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

Quotes 

• Jack McFarland : I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching?

  Will Truman : This would be called a basketball game.

  Jack McFarland : Uh huh, uh huh. And where is this all taking place?

  Will Truman : That's Madison Square Garden.

  Jack McFarland : That's a sports auditorium now?

  Will Truman : It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you, given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word "balls".

  Jack McFarland : Hee hee, hee hee. Gets me every time.

  Jack McFarland : [later, Grace comes in]  Grace, check it out. This is amazing. Tall, muscular lovelies in nothin' but short shorts and matching tank tops. Why would straight guys watch this?

  Grace Adler : If I knew why straight guys did anything, do you think I'd be hanging out with you two homos?