Wings (TV Series)

A House to Die For (1995)

Gilbert Gottfried: Lewis

Quotes 

• Roy Biggins : Yeah. Maybe I should come over and pay my respects to old Carlton too. Any chances his estate would include some really nice pieces of furniture?

  Lewis : When sorrow comes it's hard to remember two credenzas, an armoire and a Biedermeier table that seats 14.

  Roy Biggins : Ooh! I'd kill for a Biedermeier.

  Lewis : You won't have to. His pulse is down to 30.

• Lewis : [Embracing Casey]  Oh, red, you've come to be with me in my hour of need.

  Casey Chapel Davenport : Oh from head to toe you are the most repulsive man I have ever met

  Lewis : Ah! So you've been checking me me out.

  Casey Chapel Davenport : Eww!

• Lewis : Well, how can I live around all those reminders of my dear Uncle Carlton? That's why I've decided to sell it all at low, low prices. Prices so low I'm practically giving it away!

  Brian Michael Hackett : Wait. What exactly do you mean, "reminders"?

  Lewis : Please. While my Uncle Carlton is clinging to his life how can I even discuss selling his cherished '68 Barracuda? Mint condition.

  Brian Michael Hackett : '68? That's one of the all-time great muscle cars. Hey, you know maybe I should come over later tonight and grieve with you.

  Lewis : That would mean a lot to me.

  Brian Michael Hackett : I'll bring my checkbook.

  Lewis : That would mean even more.