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Quotes
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Lowell Mather : Hey, is that your brother standing over there?
Carlton Blanchard : Yep, that's Milford, all right. Oh, the years haven't been kind to him, have they?
Antonio Scarpacci : Guess he didn't drink from the Fountain of Youth, like you did.
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Brian Michael Hackett : [waving to an empty cornfield] So long, Shoeless Joe. Well, it's official: I have absolutely no idea where the hell we are.
Lowell Mather : Well, the corn's as high as an elephant's eye. I'd say we're in Iowa.
Brian Michael Hackett : That's Oklahoma, you nimrod.
Lowell Mather : [looking at Brian's feet] Well, I may be a nimrod, but at least I'm not the one standing in cow pies.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : [emerging from another section of the cornfield] Well, I couldn't find any signs of life. Any word from Antonio?
Lowell Mather : No, not since he disappeared down that dirt road. Hey, wouldn't it be neat if he got picked up by aliens? This is where it happens, you know: cornfields in Iowa!
Brian Michael Hackett : We're not in Iowa!
Lowell Mather : Oh right,*Stinky* thinks we're in Oklahoma!
