Wings (TV Series)
Fools Russian (1995)
Tony Shalhoub: Antonio Scarpacci
Quotes
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Helen Chapel : Roy, even for you this is insane.
Antonio Scarpacci : She's right. How can you think of using a catalog to find a woman? It's so impersonal. It's so dehumanizing.
[He looks in the catalog]
Antonio Scarpacci : Hel-LO, Nadya!
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Antonio Scarpacci : It is freezing outside!
Brian Michael Hackett : Huh, and in the dead of winter too. How unseasonable.
Lowell Mather : Now that was just sarcasm for no good reason, wasn't it?
Brian Michael Hackett : Sorry.
Helen Chapel : [to Antonio] Can I get you something hot to drink?
Antonio Scarpacci : Oh no, it's two degrees out. I'd like a snowcone!
Helen Chapel : It's like some weird sarcasm virus going around.
Lowell Mather : Oh right, Helen. I'm sure that's EXACTLY what it is.