- Antonio Scarpacci: You have a wedding schedule?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Yes. Hey, I'm going to let you in on a little secret - but you can't tell another living soul!
- [Proudly]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I padded this baby by half an hour, in case things get backed up!
- Antonio Scarpacci: You're a rebel.
- Brian Michael Hackett: [Brian and Casey wake up after having spent the night together] Oh, my God.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Oh, I don't believe this. How did this happen?
- Brian Michael Hackett: Oh, I don't know.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: You seduced me!
- Brian Michael Hackett: ME? Who is the one who crawled into my bed "by mistake"?
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Oh. It was a mistake, all right. It was the biggest mistake of my life!
- Brian Michael Hackett: Uh, really? You weren't complaining very much a few hours ago. Or have you forgotten somebody screaming, "Yes, yes. Take me home, Monkey Man"?
- Casey Chapel Davenport: [Brian and Casey are walking in opposite directions, trying to take the bedsheet with them] I have gotta get out of here and take the longest shower of my life.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Let go of it!
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Over my dead body.
- Brian Michael Hackett: No, thanks. Already been there.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: [Brian and Casey are pulling on the bedsheets, trying to get out of the bed] Let go.
- Brian Michael Hackett: No, you let go.
- Casey Chapel Davenport: Oh. Heh. I am not walking across this room stark naked.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Why? Didn't stop you last night from doing a back flip and singing the Siasconset High fight song stark naked.