Wings (TV Series)
Miss Jenkins (1994)
Rebecca Schull: Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran
Quotes
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Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : How'd it go at the retirement village?
Antonio Scarpacci : Were you able to stop your mother from marrying that awful Simon Says guy?
Roy Biggins : I didn't have to.
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : He backed out?
Roy Biggins : He died.
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : [Fay and Antonio are shocked] Oh my goodness.
Roy Biggins : It happened just before I got there. The old guy was leading a Simon Says game when he collapsed. On the way down he yelled "Call an ambulance", but no one moved.
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Oh, don't tell me.
Roy Biggins : That's right. He forgot to say "Simon says".
Antonio Scarpacci : [Fay and Antonio shrug. Roy starts to snicker] Oh Roy.
Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Aw Roy, that's awful.
Roy Biggins : Sorry.
Antonio Scarpacci : [Roy tries to control himself but can't. Fay starts laughing with him] Fay, I'm ashamed of you.
[Antonio joins in. They all laugh uncontrollably]
Roy Biggins : [Composed] All right, that's enough. Now stop laughing.
[They stop]
Roy Biggins : I didn't say "Simon says".
[They all start laughing again]