- Joe Montgomery Hackett: You know what? I would like to wipe that smirk right off your face!
- Brian Michael Hackett: Well listen pal, you'll get your chance tomorrow, eh? You'll get your chance to hit me. ONE chance!
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: No, there's gonna be TWO hits tomorrow: ME hitting YOU, and YOU hitting the FLOOR!
- Brian Michael Hackett: Yeah, save your strength pal. You're gonna need it to get up.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Hey, hey Helen, oh finally you made. I thought you'd miss the slaughter.
- Helen Chapel Hackett: Slaughter? Do you hear yourself, Joe? Don't go through with this.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Look, it's way too late for that. This has been a long time coming.
- Helen Chapel Hackett: Joe, this is not boxing anymore; this is revenge.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Yeah, you're damn right it is.
- Helen Chapel Hackett: If you go into that ring, you're gonna ruin your relationship with Brian forever.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: [scoffing] What relationship?