Wings (TV Series)

Ready, Teddy, Go (1994)

Crystal Bernard: Helen Chapel

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• Helen Chapel : [Helen finds see-through lingerie in Davis's luggage]  Oh God, I hope this is not for me.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Maybe he bought it for another woman, the bastard.

  Brian Michael Hackett : Maybe it's for him, the bitch.

• Antonio Scarpacci : Wait wait wait, I don't understand. You're mad because he gave you a gift you did not want?

  Helen Chapel : No, he gave me a perfectly nice gift.

  Antonio Scarpacci : Ah, I see. So you're mad because he did not give you a gift you DID want.

  Helen Chapel : No, I'm mad 'cause he didn't give me the teddy.

  Antonio Scarpacci : But I thought you did not want the teddy.

  Helen Chapel : I didn't.

  Antonio Scarpacci : So you didn't get it, so you should be happy. But you're not, you're furious.

  Helen Chapel : Exactly.

  Antonio Scarpacci : I've got to get off of this ride.

• Helen Chapel : [Helen is going through Davis's luggage]  He brought me a present!

  Alex Lambert : Helen, you shouldn't open that.

  Helen Chapel : Yes, I'm gonna open it. That way I know how to reciprocate. You know, cover my butt.

  [Helen opens the package and finds see-through lingerie] 

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Well that's certainly not gonna do it.

• Davis Lynch : [about the teddy he bought for Helen]  I saw it in Paris, and it was so beautiful I wanted you to have it. But then I realized it's too soon for me to give you a gift like that. So I decided to wait.

  Helen Chapel : Really?

  Davis Lynch : Well yeah. I mean there's a protocol to gift-giving. I didn't want to rush it.

  Helen Chapel : So, when were you planning on giving it to me?

  Davis Lynch : I don't know. Probably somewhere around date... 10 or 12?

  Helen Chapel : [tearing up]  Right after monogrammed stationery?

  Davis Lynch : Yeah, but before precious metals.

• Helen Chapel : When you're dating someone, there is a specific order to gift-giving. First date: flowers, right? Second date: stuffed animal,

  [Helen holds her hands close together] 

  Helen Chapel : no bigger than this. Fourth date, a little more personal: key chain, perhaps. Sixth date, all right we're getting to know each other. Now you can get a little more intimate: gloves.

  Alex Lambert : She's not serious.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Oh yes, she is. When we were dating, I screwed up someplace around key chain. I had to go all the way back to flowers.

• Brian Michael Hackett : [looking at Davis's suitcase]  You know you can tell an awful lot about a person from what's in their suitcase.

  Helen Chapel : Hey. Brian don't!

  Brian Michael Hackett : Oh, c'mon Helen. Here, look at this, check this out. Cashmere sweaters, means he's got money...

  Alex Lambert : Armani ties, he's got taste...

  Brian Michael Hackett : Tell you what else he's got.

  [Brian pulls a slinky from the suitcase] 

  Brian Michael Hackett : Way too much time on his hands.