Wings (TV Series)

Ready, Teddy, Go (1994)

Farrah Forke: Alex Lambert

Quotes 

• Helen Chapel : [Helen is going through Davis's luggage]  He brought me a present!

  Alex Lambert : Helen, you shouldn't open that.

  Helen Chapel : Yes, I'm gonna open it. That way I know how to reciprocate. You know, cover my butt.

  [Helen opens the package and finds see-through lingerie] 

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Well that's certainly not gonna do it.

• Helen Chapel : When you're dating someone, there is a specific order to gift-giving. First date: flowers, right? Second date: stuffed animal,

  [Helen holds her hands close together] 

  Helen Chapel : no bigger than this. Fourth date, a little more personal: key chain, perhaps. Sixth date, all right we're getting to know each other. Now you can get a little more intimate: gloves.

  Alex Lambert : She's not serious.

  Joe Montgomery Hackett : Oh yes, she is. When we were dating, I screwed up someplace around key chain. I had to go all the way back to flowers.

• Brian Michael Hackett : [looking at Davis's suitcase]  You know you can tell an awful lot about a person from what's in their suitcase.

  Helen Chapel : Hey. Brian don't!

  Brian Michael Hackett : Oh, c'mon Helen. Here, look at this, check this out. Cashmere sweaters, means he's got money...

  Alex Lambert : Armani ties, he's got taste...

  Brian Michael Hackett : Tell you what else he's got.

  [Brian pulls a slinky from the suitcase] 

  Brian Michael Hackett : Way too much time on his hands.