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Roy Biggins : But some part of you must have... wanted to be here with me. I mean you could've just TOLD your husband that we slept together. You could've just lied to him, Syl.
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : No. He knows me too well. I can't fake things with him the way I could with you.
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Roy Biggins : She just wants to get me into bed and use me like some cheap piece of meat?
Brian Hackett : Exactly.
Roy Biggins : I can live with that.
[slams door]
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Roy Biggins : Let's face it: Once you've been with Roy Biggins, you never wanna be with another man.
Antonio : Sounds about right.
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Roy Biggins : I was so good, I screamed out my own name!
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Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : I was trying to hurt him, not you. Come on. What do you say? Can you help me out? For old times sake?
Roy Biggins : Ha! What the hell! What's one more roll in the hay, huh?
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : Really?
Roy Biggins : Nah!... I'm such a tease!
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Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : I'm sorry, Roy. When I found out about him and his secretary, all I could think about was getting even by sleeping with the first guy I could find. I knew that would hurt him.
Roy Biggins : But why did you pick ME?
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : Cause I knew THAT would kill him!
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Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : That's your ex-wife? She's so elegant & refined & attractive &... ummmm...
Roy Biggins : And what? Is it so hard to believe she was married to me?
Alex : Yeah! What'd she do, lose a bet?
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Roy Biggins : Oh Hackett, why am I being so stupid? What is wrong with me?
Brian Hackett : Well it's just a guess, but it sounds like you might've experienced a moment of human dignity.
Roy Biggins : Damn! I was afraid of that!
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Roy Biggins : Hackett I wanted her, but I heard this little voice in my head say "Don't do it, don't do it!" Now what the hell was that?
Brian Hackett : It's your conscience.
Roy Biggins : Aw no, no! Oh, this can't be happening. I'm losing my edge here, Hackett!
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Roy Biggins : Well, excuse me, gotta get ready for the big night!
Alex : Oh, that's right, you're romancing a woman... You might want to shower, shave, buy chloroform...
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Roy Biggins : Almost reminds me of our wedding night.
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : Oh, yes - what ever happened to that car?
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Roy Biggins : Silvia, you're wearing a mask!
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : It's a sleep mask
Roy Biggins : But we're about to make love!
Silvia, Roy's Ex-wife : It's a fantasy! I'll be Cat-Woman, you be... quick.