- Antonio Scarpacci: Remember when I told you yesterday that I witnessed a man robbing Hanley's jewelry store?
- Helen Chapel: Yeah, that was all you talked about the whole day!
- Antonio Scarpacci: I'm sorry - I thought we could all use a break from your 'all the good men are either married or gay' speech.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: As arrests go, that was disappointing; not like MY arrest.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Wait, YOU were ARRESTED?
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: I'm not proud of it. It was at an anti-war rally in San Francisco in 1966.
- Brian Michael Hackett: You never said you were a protester!
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: I wasn't, I was a shopper: I ran into Abby Hoffman coming out of Gump's and he called a fascist pig, so I decked him.