Wings (TV Series)
Whose Wife Is It Anyway? (1994)
Crystal Bernard: Helen Chapel
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Quotes
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Helen Chapel : Okay! Okay, I love you! I've always loved you. But what the hell kinda reason is that to get married?
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Well, it's no "He asked me first", but it's the best I can do.
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Helen Chapel : [Joe just declared his love for Helen, who is now stunned] Ask me again.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : What?
Helen Chapel : Ask me again.
[She rolls her eyes]
Joe Montgomery Hackett : ...Will you marry me?
Helen Chapel : [She pauses for a moment] Oh, what the heck.
[They kiss]
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : What about us?
Helen Chapel : What us? We tried us years ago. We broke up.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Oh, all couples break up.
Helen Chapel : We fought all the time.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : All couples fight.
Helen Chapel : I drove my Jeep through your office.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : All couples... yeah you did. What the hell were you thinking?
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : Fine, fine. If you can stand here and look me right in the eye and honestly tell me that you love him, I'll step aside.
Helen Chapel : I love him.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Let me put that a different way...
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Joe Montgomery Hackett : All right. Helen, if you can look me in the eye and honestly tell me that you don't love me, I will get off this elevator and out of your life.
Helen Chapel : I don't love you.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : I gotta stop saying that.
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Helen Chapel : You know I know you don't want to hear this, but I'm marrying Davis and that's that.
Joe Montgomery Hackett : Give me one good reason why.
Helen Chapel : Oh honey, I'll give you the best reason of all: He...
[at a loss for a reason]
Helen Chapel : ... asked me first.
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Helen Chapel : [Helen is leaving to marry Davis] Joe, I really want this. So if you care about me, if you want to see me happy, if you love me, you won't stand in my way.
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Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : This engagement really agrees with you. You're positively glowing.
Helen Chapel : Uh no, I'm really not glowing. There is absolutely no reason to glow.
Roy Biggins : You know Chapel, she's right. You look kinda flushed.
Helen Chapel : No no, I'm really not.
Lowell Mather : [Lowell enters] Helen. You know, you look...
Helen Chapel : Please don't say I'm glowing.
Lowell Mather : No, you look like you just had sex.
Helen Chapel : [She laughs awkwardly] No, I'm just glowing.