- Sissy Emerson: I think you're looking for speaker Gingrich's office, it's downstairs on the first floor. I'm sure he's in there today unless he's out giraffe-hunting. I'd take you down there myself, but I fell into a ditch this morning and I'm expecting an infection at any moment.
- Jennifer Malone: I think I might be pregnant.
- Natalie Hollingsworth: Pregnant! Malone, didn't we go over all of this with you when you started dating that Brad person? I mean, you left here with a thousand condoms in your purse, what the hell happened to all of them?
- Sissy Emerson: Excuse me, Natty, but this might be the reason why people don't come to you with their problems.
- Suzanne Sugarbaker: Everything about fishing is boring! I had a husband who fished once. And you know what's worse? He used to watch fishing on TV!