Wonder Woman (TV Series)

Fausta, the Nazi Wonder Woman (1976)

Bo Brundin: Colonel Kesselman

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Quotes 

• Colonel Kesselman : We are very busy men, Fraulein Grables! We have little time for watching films!

  Fausta Grables : The Führer is busier, and he watched this film for six hours.

• Colonel Kesselman : Come now, Fraulein, you are not one of those disgusting glory grabbers, are you?

• Colonel Kesselman : An island of women? Such a place wouldn't last a week!

• Colonel Kesselman : Much as I would enjoy your charming company, I cannot conduct a proper questioning with unauthorized personnel in attendance.

  Fausta Grables : [shakes her head]  Oh, but that will not be necessary. You will not have to question her. I will do that.

  Colonel Kesselman : [scoffs]  You're joking, of course. You have no training, no experience.

  Fausta Grables : But I have this. Wonder Woman's Golden Lasso.

  [holds up belt as well] 

  Fausta Grables : It will force her to tell us the truth, to answer our questions.

  Colonel Kesselman : You were sent to capture Wonder Woman, not Dale Evans.

  Fausta Grables : But the device works. I have seen it. It is 100% reliable. Can you say the same for your methods?

• Fausta Grables : What makes you so strong?

  Wonder Woman : On Paradise Island, there are only women. Because of this pure environment, we are able to develop our minds and our physical skills unhampered by masculine destructiveness.

  Colonel Kesselman : Stop! Such information is utter rubbish!

  [to Fausta:] 

  Colonel Kesselman : Can't you see she is trying to make fools out of us?

  Fausta Grables : Perhaps not. It is an interesting theory she advances.

  Colonel Kesselman : I refuse to let you waste any more time.

• Colonel Kesselman : [about to electrocute the two American heroes]  The powerful Wonder Woman has nothing to say? Perhaps now you will tell us your secrets, huh?

  Wonder Woman : If I speak,

  [shakes her head] 

  Wonder Woman : it will only be to the woman who captured me.

  Colonel Kesselman : She did not capture you. I am the Commander here. You are my prisoner.

• Colonel Kesselman : I've had enough of you Wonder Women.

  [to Wonder Woman] 

  Colonel Kesselman : And you and your supposed magic tricks,

  [takes the belt away from Fausta Grabbles and, holds it up] 

  Colonel Kesselman : ha! the golden lasso, the magic belt! Nonsense!

  [Throws it angrily] 

  Wonder Woman : [Catches it and breaks free from the strapped table]