- Major Dexter: Well, Diana, looks like we'll be seeing quite a lot of each other.
- Diana Prince: Well, yeah, I guess the more I... find out, the more questions I'll have for you, Dex.
- Major Dexter: Well why don't plan on asking me some of those questions over dinner one of these evenings?
- Diana Prince: More likely I'll be, eh... asking them over the telephone.
- Major Dexter: You're oversized dolls don't exactly have a flawless performance record.
- Hoffman: Yeah, but they get better...
- Major Dexter: I don't want better, I want perfect!
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: [after Diana sidestepped Dex's advance] Hey, Dex, remember what I used to tell you in college?
- Major Dexter: Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Confine your passes to the football field."
- Hoffman: [taking down a toy plane that is hanging from the ceiling] Ah, my love, at last, your first voyage. Your maiden voyage. For it is a maiden that you shall be destroying.