- Diana Prince: You know, it's really funny. I have dealt with spies from over the world. Only now I find out the most ruthless ones are in the business world.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: How are you?
- Irac: A valued judgement. I am not capable of being anything but accurate. I am in Washington D.C. What I am is a computer. Why I am here is probably the reason you set me in motion.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: I'm sorry I asked.
- Irac: Sorry is also something...
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [interrupting] All right, all right, all right.
- Tom: [spying on a group of scientists] I wish they'd either discover that formula, or learn to go home at a decent hour.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [on phone in office] Hopewell and Furst.
- Diana Prince: [on receiver in car] You got it. Furst is in this up to his... corporate wallet.
- Diana Prince: Alan might be in a lot of trouble.
- Meg: Look, I don't care. I really do not care. That guy has dumped me five times. First it was the stewardess, then the nurse, then the teachers assistant, then the cashier in the bookstore and finally the meter maid.
- Wonder Woman: [having tied her golden lasso around Alan] I can make you forget everything that happened at the Whitaker building last Wednesday night.
- Alan: Fantastic!
- [Wonder Woman smiles at this]
- Alan: Hey listen, this is the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
- [glances at Meg]
- Alan: Well, I mean almost the greatest.
- Wonder Woman: He's telling the truth, you know.
- Alan: [escaping through window of his own trailer] I wonder if there's a law against breaking and exiting!
- B.W.: [after Wonder Woman has nonchalantly trapped her in her own car] Come on! There's gotta be a law against this!
- Wonder Woman: [lands in front of frightened Alan] There's no reason to be afraid.
- Alan: Nobody's ever landed before.
- Alan: [phoning from airport] Meggie, hi, it's Alan.
- Meg: Alan, why are you calling me?
- Alan: Well, I wanted to know if you put the stuff where I told you to put it.
- Meg: It's in a trashcan, in a paper bag, underneath the mailbox in front of the visitor airlines counter.
- Alan: [has clear view of this, but too timid to go fetch] Right. Now, Megs, are you sure nobody saw you put it there?
- Meg: [fed up with him] Oh, I'm sure. My Kojak disguise worked like a charm.