- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Sometimes, when you're a kid, you lie awake at night and ponder the kinds of questions that grown ups have long since stopped asking. Questions like; What does it feel like to be dead? Are time and space really infinite? What was there before the universe began? Why are there people like Wayne?
- Wayne Arnold: [while still asleep] Butthead!
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: I could never figure it out. Even in his sleep, my brother seemed to hate my guts.