Jean Daigle: Cop

Quotes 

• Jaye Tyler : We're gathered here today to say goodbye not only to Then Eric, but to our friend Millie. Or most of her, at any rate. Some of her got on the cash register. But hopefully, it wasn't anything important. Just like an elbow or something. She was a... she may have been a liar, but she'll always be a legend. She lived her life claiming she went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Now nobody will ever be able to say different.

  [she throws the barrel containing Millie's ashes over the falls] 

  Jaye Tyler : And so history is preserved.

  Eric Gotts : And a legend continues.

  Jaye Tyler : [turning around and bumping into a police officer]  Oh, crap!

  Cop : [writing a ticket]  Littering, $250 fine. Just need your autograph.