- Darrin Tyler: And how long have you known this?
- Karen Tyler: A while. Since we hired her.
- Darrin Tyler: So you've been lying to your entire family about this for 20 years?
- Karen Tyler: I haven't been lying the whole time. There was that initial lie and then I never bothered to tell you the truth - I am not proud of it.
- Sharon Tyler: You actually think I tipped the police?
- Jaye Tyler: You were there waiting with them.
- Sharon Tyler: That's because they tipped me. I knew you'd try to do something stupid like this, which is why I tagged your name, so when it came up in the system, I'd know about it.
- Jaye Tyler: And then you just dropped everything and came charging to the rescue?
- Sharon Tyler: You're my sister.
- Jaye Tyler: So, when are they gonna release me?
- Sharon Tyler: You might not wanna think of release so much as parole. Which I'm sure you'll be eligible for at some point. The Canadians are furious.
- Jaye Tyler: Furious Canadians. Does that even work?
- Sharon Tyler: They've already filed for extradition.
- Jaye Tyler: Sharon. This is your one chance to redeem yourself. I don't care how you do it, but you cannot let them send her back there.
- Sharon Tyler: Not Yvette. You.
- Jaye Tyler: I'm really sorry about all this. I'm sorry I asked for that pancake. Sorry I got you deported. Sorry I made such a mess of things. Sorry about your parents and sticking you in the trunk. I'm just really, really sorry.
- Cindy Bradley: I'm not. Okay, maybe about the trunk thing... but not the rest of it. I feel like I'm free, finally.
- Jaye Tyler: Okay, well, that's just ironic.
- Cindy Bradley: I never thought I'd see them again. But every day for 20 years, I wondered if I made a mistake. Now I know I didn't.
- Jaye Tyler: So you recommend this whole running away from your family thing, then? 'Cause I've kind of been considering it.
- Cindy Bradley: Dear, I've met your family. You may have wheels on your house, but it's not gonna help.
- Jaye Tyler: Yeah, I guess you're right. I think Mom had a Lojack surgically implanted in me when I was born. And now that I'm being shipped off to Canadian justice, I'm kinda glad. At least now they'll know where to send me stuff.
- Karen Tyler: [Jaye joins the family for breakfast] Sweetheart, you're staying?
- Jaye Tyler: The store doesn't open for another hour and the mouth-breather doesn't come in until noon. I plan on being late.
- Jaye Tyler: They want to send me to Canada?
- Sharon Tyler: To face charges! Reckless endangerment, vandalism, assault, driving the wrong way on a one-way street...
- Jaye Tyler: Okay, I get it.
- Sharon Tyler: I don't think you do! After they're finished with you there, the United States will probably bring you back here to answer for attempted smuggling. You are wanted in two countries!
- Jaye Tyler: Guess it's a lucky thing I got me a good lawyer, huh?
- Sharon Tyler: Actually, you might want to consider new representation. I don't think I can stop this, Jaye.
- Jaye Tyler: I'll be okay. Just try to get Aaron out.
- Sharon Tyler: He's already out.
- Jaye Tyler: Bastard! He sang?
- Sharon Tyler: No, you admitted to driving the car.
- Jaye Tyler: [frustrated] Oh. I sang.
- Sharon Tyler: There's, like, six "Law & Order"s on the air now. Have you not seen one of them?
- Darrin Tyler: You weren't mistreated, were you?
- Jaye Tyler: Uh-uh.
- Aaron Tyler: I wasn't, either. They didn't mistreat me.
- Darrin Tyler: You owe me $4,500.
- Jaye Tyler: [trying to be funny] American or Canadian?
- [seeing he's not laughing]
- Jaye Tyler: I'm sorry I made you compromise your principles.
- Darrin Tyler: The first principle is always family. You take care of them first.