Katie Finneran: Sharon Tyler

Quotes 

• Sharon Tyler : [finding Jaye's trailer rocking, she knocks on the door]  Is Jaye in there?

  Katya : [naked, covering herself with a bedsheet]  No. Jaye no is here.

  Sharon Tyler : You must be Katya.

  Katya : Da. I am she.

  Sharon Tyler : Jaye asked me to look into helping you return to Russia. I think I've found a way.

  Dick Johnson : [naked, too, covering his junk]  Hi. She can't go back right now. In fact, I'm not sure she's ever gonna leave. But I'd appreciate it if you would.

• Sharon Tyler : Are you in the mafia?

  Jaye : What are you talking about?

  Sharon Tyler : A Russian mail-order bride is not something you get on eBay. You do realize these women are Russian mob-controlled sex slaves. You can't be involved with a sex slave. You get too close to something like that, you might be next.

  Jaye : I can't be next. I'm not ready for a relationship right now.

• Jaye : Where's your sense of compassion? Can't you just have her deported?

  Sharon Tyler : I can't have her deported unless her visa expires.

  Jaye : What if she breaks the law?

  Sharon Tyler : You cannot go down that road again. There's no more wiggle room on your rap sheet.

  Jaye : I promised myself I wouldn't beg.

  Sharon Tyler : No. No. No begging.

  Jaye : Please. Please help me.

  Sharon Tyler : I... I don't... I guess I'll see what I can do.

  Jaye : Thank you.

  [Sharon chuckles] 

  Jaye : What?

  [she starts laughing] 

  Jaye : You're not laughing because of the begging?

  Sharon Tyler : I just think it's funny you moved in with a woman before I did.