Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Wax Lion (2004)

Kathryn Greenwood: Ronnie

Quotes 

• Wax Lion : [to Jaye]  Word of advice... Don't give her money back.

  [Jaye stares at the lion, but she gives Ronnie her money] 

  Wax Lion : Don't...

  Ronnie : Thank you.

  Ronnie : [Ronnie goes out the shop and a thief steals her purse]  Hey! That guy just stole my purse. Get back here you son of a bitch. I'm gonna kick your ass!

  Wax Lion : [to Jaye]  Told ya.

• Jaye : I found your purse.

  Ronnie : [taking it and looking inside]  Well, where's my wallet? My brush? My tampons? I had a lot of very expensive makeup in this bag.

  Jaye : It was in the garbage.

  Ronnie : Then how'd you find it? Wednesday your day to dig through the trash?

  Jaye : Your voice just got loud.

  Ronnie : You bet your ass my voice just got loud, because you and your little friend stole my purse.

  Jaye : What?

  Ronnie : Morley Safer did a whole thing on identity theft. I know how you people work. Little packs preyin' on tourists. You're probably here now just tryin' to trick me into tellin' you my mother's maiden name. You bitch!

  Jaye : I came here to be nice. I knocked on 71 doors looking for your sorry ass just to be nice.

  [showing Ronnie her hand] 

  Jaye : My knuckles are raw!

  [taking it as a threat, Ronnie punches her in the face in response] 

• Ronnie : You didn't give me my discount, and this lion is defective.

  Jaye : What?

  Ronnie : The face. It's all funky.

  [Jaye picks up the wax lion to inspect it, and Ronnie shows her a picture of how it's supposed to look] 

  Jaye : Vending machine's not ours. If you have a complaint, there's a number on the side.

  Ronnie : What about my discount?

  Jaye : What about it?

  Ronnie : I'm a guest at the Hillcrest. We're supposed to get 10% off local merchants, one of which is you.

  Jaye : That discount has to be presented at the time of purchase.

  Ronnie : My ass. I'm presentin' it now.

  Jaye : Did you just say "my ass"?