Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Wax Lion (2004)

Lee Pace: Aaron Tyler

Quotes 

• Darrin Tyler : [after Jaye fainted at work]  Did anyone examine her?

  Karen Tyler : A very handsome paramedic said he couldn't find anything physically wrong. Didn't you think he was handsome?

  Sharon Tyler : Please stop asking me that.

  Darrin Tyler : A paramedic is not qualified to tell you that nothing is wrong.

  Aaron Tyler : It's not physical, it's emotional. She lives in a trailer park. Clearly, she's disturbed. I mean... clearly.

  Karen Tyler : She's not disturbed; she's depressed. And they have pills for that now. Can't you prescribe something?

  Darrin Tyler : You don't just start popping pills because you feel a little down. I mean, there are other ways to deal with depression. Sweetheart, when's the last time you had an orgasm?

  Sharon Tyler : [awkward silence]  That sound you hear is stunned silence.

  Darrin Tyler : There's nothing to be ashamed of. Millions of people have orgasms every day.

  Jaye : Not ashamed. Mortified.

  Darrin Tyler : Maybe she should talk to Dr. Ron.

  Karen Tyler : I really don't want her talking to my therapist. She'll give him ideas.

  Jaye : Don't need therapy. All better now.

  Sharon Tyler : I think we should put her down.

  Karen Tyler : Sharon.

  Aaron Tyler : It is just like going to sleep.

• Karen Tyler : [after hearing Jaye fainted at work]  Everyone's here. Untie the door and let us in.

  Darrin Tyler : What's she doing back there?

  Aaron Tyler : Maybe she's taking a dump.

  Karen Tyler : Must you be such a sow?

  Sharon Tyler : The mouth-breather at the store said she went pale, twitched a couple of times, and passed out.

  Darrin Tyler : Well, that doesn't sound good.

  Karen Tyler : He called it a "'sode", short for "episode."

  Jaye : I'm fine. You can go home now.

  Karen Tyler : Sweetheart, you're not fine. You had a 'sode.

  Jaye : Just low blood sugar. Ate a Snickers. Thanks for coming.

  Sharon Tyler : If this is an intervention, shouldn't we be intervening?

  Darrin Tyler : Who said anything about an intervention?

  Karen Tyler : It's not so much an intervention as it is a collective expression of concern.

  Sharon Tyler : You said "intervention."

  Karen Tyler : Well, it got you here, didn't it?